1. He will help end the war on drugs, thus ending one of the most profitable industries in many major cities. The best estimates of the illegal drug industry is that it generates $billions a year for smugglers and pushers, and contributes $ millions a year to our trade inbalance. How's are your ghetto homies gonna make a living once drugs are legal? Unemployment will soar in inner cities if Ron Paul is elected and pushers put out of business.
2. His election would mean the end of the war in Iraq, which would take billions from the suppliers of the military, and the funeral industry. More unemployment.
3. He’s vowed to abolish the IRS, which will deprive accountants and tax lawyers of much of their income. H&R Block will have to fold. Don’t you know somebody who works with or as an accountant? It’s not bad enough they only get business a month out of a year this guy wants to starve these people even more?
4. He’ll support measures to secure our border. This will at least increase employment and offset some of the bad effects of his other policies, but it will also mean higher wages in the American construction industry and similar fields. Why should we pay Americans more when we can get cheap labor elsewhere?
5. He’s voted “No” on all spending measures, which means he's been trying to deprive Americans of tax funding for great earmarks such as the "Bridge to Nowhere" and the federal Department of Education. No more billions to foul up local schools, but on the other hand an entire cabinet Department with nothing to do. What a waste of oxygen, if we wanted something that says No unconditionally, we’d hire a robot, or a cheap Mexican.
6. The guy just doesn't have the looks, which is what we really want in a president. You sure you’d rather not have a woman, a black person, or a younger candidate for President? How about someone has hair that requires a $400 cut? There's a fellow who'd make a Commander in Chief!
7. He’s a rich bastard that cares too much about gold. And there's no good scandals about how he got it, no suspicious cattle futures or real estate deals. We expect our leaders to make their money the traditional way -- that is, with crooked deals. What's the matter with this guy? This is a field where being honest is, well, rather suspicious.
8. Is he a Jew or something? What’s with all this money talk, oh yeah, he’s just like any other Republican('t)!
9. He opposes foreign allies, this means he will not aid Israel or African children, what a stingy stink!
10. He’s gotten a lot of cult support since the first GOP debate, who wants a candidate supported by internet geeks?
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Wait a moment - this looks oddly like positive press. With a blog title like "Bury Ron Paul" why are you satirizing the claimed negative effects of all of his policies?
It's not that I mind. I'm just wondering what's going on with the change.
I swear to god, some of these supporters go out of their way to fearmonger people into voting for Paul. I can't trust a fucking word any of you all say. All I can is look at his voting record, because you people will spew half-truths all day. Xuvious tried that shit. He got banned from digg, then created a blog site, and then posted on digg's wikipedia entry saying, "Xuvious was unfairly banned! See, look at this third-party news story that talks about it!" Even though Xuvious was the one that wrote the article. You people are liars. I'll look at his voting, and nothing more. Fuck you snakes.
You are an idiot or a paid hack?
Wow, that was either the most brilliant satire i have read, or the lamest bash piece. I'm hoping it was the first.
Thanks for the great press! Oh to have such a president.
There's a saying that goes "If there's one thing worse than being talked about...it's not being talked about." And your post sounds like you're covering all bases! Brilliant work. You must have a Marketing background I'm sure. In marketing, there's no such thing as bad press precisely because of that little ol' saying I mentioned earlier.
I'll agree with you on point 4 since I am for a free market of labor and that includes immigrants.
If we end the war in Iraq then our young men and women can come home to their families, go to college, and be productive members of society. If you thought the L.A. riots were destructive our own military killed thousands of times more people now creating an ongoing war with no end in sight. Even Republicans are coming out against the war. The efforts should have been placed on finding the actual terrorists who caused the attacks on 9/11.
If Ron abolishes the IRS then many of those accountants will work in the private sector or get jobs that are actually PRODUCTIVE. Jobs that only create "busy work" only cause your taxes to go up. And when taxes go up you can't afford things like college, health care, housing and so on.
If we ended the drug war you wouldn't see all the violence. Many of those kids will make the money but then they get murdered or will overdose on unsafe drugs. If it were LEGAL in this country it would only help our economy since people would visit us and spend money here just to buy the drugs. Plus, we wouldn't be "funding the terrorists". Instead it would be safer, not in a dangerous black market, and we wouldn't have to pay BILLIONS of dollars in an overcrowded prison system and put real violent criminals in prison for rape and murder crimes.
If anyone wants to look up these issues from Ron Paul instead of this blogger go to:
www.RonPaulLibrary.com
hahahaha the further down i read i started to realize the satire in each point by using the viewpoints of Ron Paul haters and showing how they don't make any sense. keep up the great posts... RON PAUL 2012!!!
-USMC
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