1. He will help end the war on drugs, thus ending one of the most profitable industries in many major cities. The best estimates of the illegal drug industry is that it generates $billions a year for smugglers and pushers, and contributes $ millions a year to our trade inbalance. How's are your ghetto homies gonna make a living once drugs are legal? Unemployment will soar in inner cities if Ron Paul is elected and pushers put out of business.
2. His election would mean the end of the war in Iraq, which would take billions from the suppliers of the military, and the funeral industry. More unemployment.
3. He’s vowed to abolish the IRS, which will deprive accountants and tax lawyers of much of their income. H&R Block will have to fold. Don’t you know somebody who works with or as an accountant? It’s not bad enough they only get business a month out of a year this guy wants to starve these people even more?
4. He’ll support measures to secure our border. This will at least increase employment and offset some of the bad effects of his other policies, but it will also mean higher wages in the American construction industry and similar fields. Why should we pay Americans more when we can get cheap labor elsewhere?
5. He’s voted “No” on all spending measures, which means he's been trying to deprive Americans of tax funding for great earmarks such as the "Bridge to Nowhere" and the federal Department of Education. No more billions to foul up local schools, but on the other hand an entire cabinet Department with nothing to do. What a waste of oxygen, if we wanted something that says No unconditionally, we’d hire a robot, or a cheap Mexican.
6. The guy just doesn't have the looks, which is what we really want in a president. You sure you’d rather not have a woman, a black person, or a younger candidate for President? How about someone has hair that requires a $400 cut? There's a fellow who'd make a Commander in Chief!
7. He’s a rich bastard that cares too much about gold. And there's no good scandals about how he got it, no suspicious cattle futures or real estate deals. We expect our leaders to make their money the traditional way -- that is, with crooked deals. What's the matter with this guy? This is a field where being honest is, well, rather suspicious.
8. Is he a Jew or something? What’s with all this money talk, oh yeah, he’s just like any other Republican('t)!
9. He opposes foreign allies, this means he will not aid Israel or African children, what a stingy stink!
10. He’s gotten a lot of cult support since the first GOP debate, who wants a candidate supported by internet geeks?
